Friday, May 11, 2007

Welcome to New Zealand

Today Gert's apartment was renamed in his absence ...

It is now to be known as VILLA KIWI.

The sign on our door reads: We have colonised the area beyond the door on behalf of the people of New Zealand in accordance with the universal Kiwi law that states ‘where ever 3 or more New Zealanders reside so shall the place be known as New Zealand'.

Note: This law it little known and quite possibly the invention of some enterprising young colonising kiwi however we have chosen to make use of it in this instance, believing the colonisation to be part of the greater good.

We working on surprising him with the haka when he gets in, just in case he has any doubts about whose country he's in now ... ;)

3 comments:

Manic said...

We Belgians are a peaceful lot, you will scare the hell out of him if you do that little gimmick. I'll betcha he's gonna be running down the stairs or hiding in his room -or possible peeing his pants, but don't tell him that I said that :P.

paris parfait said...

You are hilarious! Poor Gert, outnumbered. xo

woman wandering said...

Lol, I can't scare a steenezel. He doesn't run ... in fact, he thinks he might quite like New Zealand.

Tara ... Gert outnumbered?
But so few men are so lucky as to have 3 generations of kiwi women living with them ;)